1 tbsp cumin, cayenne, chili powder, paprika, jalapeno garlic, olive oil
1 tsp Tabasco, franks lime, sea salt
2 diced tomatoes (gutted and peeled)
1 small can of corn, drained
1 whole red onion, lime
2 cloves minced garlic
1 lb ground turkey                            
1 package bacon, minced
1 can maple, kidney red/white beans
1 can crushed tomatoes
1 tsp black pepper


-Finely chop 1 med-large red onion. Mince 2 cloves of garlic. Heat a large skillet (or wok) on medium heat. Oil the pan with 1bsp of olive oil. Fry the chopped onions and minced garlic together in skillet until clear.
-Add 1 lb of ground turkey. Continuously stir ingredients together until ground turkey is cooked. Dump skillet contents into a large crock pot or stewing pot.
-Heat pot to med-high heat while adding the rest of the ingredients, in this order: 1 can crushed tomatoes, 1 can of maple beans, 1 can of red kidney beans (drained), 1 can of white kidney beans (drained), 1 small can of corn (drained), 2 diced tomatoes (gutted and peeled).
-Next, add seasoning according to taste (1 tbsp cumin, 1 tbsp cayenne powder, 1 tbsp chili powder, 1 tbsp Hungarian paprika, 1 tsp Tabasco sauce, 1 tsp Franks chili lime sauce, 1 tsp sea salt, 1 tsp ground black pepper, 1 tbsp jalapeno garlic (optional) or 1 tbsp of finely minced jalapeno)
-Stir ingredients together. Turn heat down to low and place lid on crock pot.
-While chili is cooking, fry a package of bacon. Mince cooked bacon, finely, and add to chili.
-Lastly, squeeze one whole lime into chili. Leave on low heat; stir occasionally.
-Serve with rye bread, toasted with butter (optional, but recommended)

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I’m starting to think Adventure Time is reality…


Apparently this happens in real life:


Like, seriously…


Where is this even happening?


Are all wolves doing this?


0__0 Wait… no.


Are you eating a goddamn cantaloupe? Are you? Does this go beyond watermelons? Is this real? I’m questioning my own existence.

Thanks a lot, real melon-eating wolves, for making me question the reality I live in. You don’t even look sorry. >__>

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infinitesoul3 asked:

Your posts are absolutely amazing, Whats ur username. I want more of you.

Twisting It All In Grey Answer:

Thank you so much for the compliment. I don’t actually have a account. I’m really sorry if I’ve disappointed you.

I mostly post on tumblr and deviantART (as CrystalLynnblud). I’m flattered that you enjoy my posts. Please feel free to check out my galleries. I hope you continue to follow me.

Just bought my first tablet; so pumped. ^__^

It’s a Wacom Inutos (Manga). It came with Manga Studio Debut 4 & Anime Studio Debut 9 serial keys (which I properly installed). Awww yiss. I can’t wait to play with it (for now I’m just adjusting the settings and getting used to the pen).

This year’s been great for me, purchases wise. With my iMac, Mini 8 and now my Wacom Intuos, I feel like I’m finally set up in a professional way to work on my art.

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